We promise not to tell your friends that your bike fell over because you forgot to put the kickstand down in the parking lot.

We promise not to tell your friends that your bike fell over because you forgot to put your feet down at the stoplight.

We promise not to tell your friends that your bike fell over because you tried to start it while it was in gear.

We promise not to tell your husband/wife how much it really cost to fix the damage that happened when your bike fell over.